What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?